beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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ddarkahn:

Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.

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foxyfelix9:

someday, when kids ask me how old i am, i will tell them “i saw the fairly oddparents original pilot aired and I watched it on a non-flat screen television”.

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juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

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Me like twenty minutes after waking up.

Me like twenty minutes after waking up.

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gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

image

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c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

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